THEY CALL ME MJ

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Feed hourly, prefers red meat and water creatures
• Allergic to iPhones; keep in 'Droid-rich environment
• Allow 8-12 hours of communication exercise daily, mainly content creation
• Suffers from delusions of eloquence; do not discourage
• Reward occasionally with creative freedom via visual composition
• If in warm climate, keep indoors until sundown
• Not eligible for refund or exchange under any circumstance.

Assembled in North America with parts made in China.